bounce_the_cat (bounce_the_cat) wrote,

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Pornsluts just make me laugh...

As you might know, daddy and I are being stalked by some stupid pornbot on YIM. I already posted a conversation I had with her some time earlier, but here is the latest one... there's some stuff I don't quite understand, but I kept asking her for tuna, and she never got me any... I could smell it, I know she had it, but she never gave it to me...

crankysehxoholic: hi... anyyone there?
bounce_kitten: sorry lisa, got no time to play today
crankysehxoholic: oh your there hi...
crankysehxoholic: a/s/l (age sex locatin)?
crankysehxoholic: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. hought you might like to chat.
crankysehxoholic: so what have you been up too bounce_kitten?
bounce_kitten: *grins* if you had been looking at my profile you'd have seen that it's a kitten's profile... as i said, i don't have time to play
crankysehxoholic: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv.. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
bounce_kitten: so what do you think i can do about that? a) i'm neutered, and b) it wouldn't be right... i'm a cat after all
crankysehxoholic: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please pleaase...
crankysehxoholic: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pannts?
bounce_kitten: *grins* you're not even reading this shit, are you?
bounce_kitten: cats wear pants?
crankysehxoholic: tell me what you want me to do with you whilee i slip out of my panties
bounce_kitten: scratch my back and bring me tuna
crankysehxoholic: oh yeah babe.. ddont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
bounce_kitten: i said tuna dammit...
crankysehxoholic: oh it feels so good. Im hollding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
crankysehxoholic: opeen my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
bounce_kitten: errr... sorry...even if i was into human girls, i couldn't do anything... ever since my cat's ration
crankysehxoholic: what do you think of my pics?
bounce_kitten: hey, i am still waiting on my tuna here... okay?
crankysehxoholic: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
bounce_kitten: who's stroking? I am still waiting to be petted and getting tuna
crankysehxoholic: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot coom look for me on there
bounce_kitten: only if i get tuna out of it...

*sniffles* I never got any tuna... but it was fun to mess with her
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