bounce_the_cat (bounce_the_cat) wrote,

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Laughing my fuzzy little butt off

Okay, this pornbot keeps PMing daddy on yahoo every couple of weeks. We have no idea how she got his ID, but then again, she PMs him under various of his names. She has a definite spelling problem, but more than that she has major problems with reading responses. Tonight she actually PMed MY ID, which goes to show how little attention she pays. Daddy saved the convo for your general enjoyment...

nthdimensionalovhor: hi... anyohe there?
bounce_kitten: hi lisa... feeling horny again?
nthdimensionalovhor: oh yoour there hi...
bounce_kitten: still don't have my own credit card, sorry
nthdimensionalovhor: :
nthdimensionalovhor: a/s/l (age sex locatioon)?
bounce_kitten: a year younger than you, i'd love to if i could, too far away for it though
nthdimensionalovhor: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your rofile. thought you might like to chat.
bounce_kitten: have you really looked at my profile? it's my CAT'S profile
nthdimensionalovhor: so what have you been up to gounce_kitten?
nthdimensionalovhor: cool. i was just hangin out watchhing tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
bounce_kitten: lol... you really are using the same lines over and over, aren't you?
nthdimensionalovhor: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please..
bounce_kitten: next you will ask me if i want to cyber, then you will make three or for posts before your phone rings
nthdimensionalovhor: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of aou and help you out of your pants?
bounce_kitten: *sighs* helloooo anybody on the other side even reading what i am saying?
nthdimensionalovhor: tell me what you eant me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
bounce_kitten: lol tickle me so i can laugh harder...
nthdimensionalovhor: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand downn between my legs and part my moist lips
bounce_kitten: i won't stop laughing, trust me on that
bounce_kitten: is your phone ringing yet?
nthdimensionalovhor: oh it feels so good. Im holding youur pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
nthdimensionalovhor: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the liink in my profile!
bounce_kitten: ah yeah, right... first you were going down on me for a moment, then your phone is going to ring
nthdimensionalovhor: what do you think of ma pics?
bounce_kitten: do you have any new ones up? otherwise i know them
nthdimensionalovhor: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on....
bounce_kitten: you have to take this, shouldn't take more than five minutes, and we can continue this on your site, link is in your profile
nthdimensionalovhor: cyberfungirls dot com. look for me on that page
nthdimensionalovhor: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I havemy cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
bounce_kitten: lisa, you really should read people's responses, rather than just using canned lines... i am sitting here with a huge grin on my face because i knew exactly what you were going to say BEFORE you were saying it
bounce_kitten: oh well, until next time...

Somebody should send dear Lisa a bag of clues, shouldn't they? A box full of spelling would help as well I think
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