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Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
2:08 am
Stolen from Gelfy
I have more than 20 fave movies, but I have less than 20 friends on my list... I have a feeling most of these will go unanswered :P

A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.

1) Here's a list of your friends and the order in which they died.
2) This is me, at my most masochistic  Krystal_Rose2 Kill Bill Vol 1
3) Welcome to hell, bitch
4) Fuckers get younger every year
5) It's on random
6) We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us
7) No. Not without incident  Deannawol - Equilibrium
8) Dougie Howser stole my car
9) Ah, breakfast, lunch and reinforcements
10)Oh shit, it's Elvis
11)And just like that, he's gone Krystal_Rose2 The Usual Suspects
12)Something given has no value  Krystal_Rose2 Starship Troopers
13)Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most  Destinyfroste - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
14)Hi Rob, you fucking asshole
15)I'm a drunkard. Krystal_Rose2 Casablanca
16)He wipes his ass with his record contract  Krystal_Rose2 Airheads
17)1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. Krystal_Rose2 The Usual Supsects... I can't believe I used that movie twice, I was tired when I posted this :P
18)Oswald might've been a pussy, but he was a great shot.  Krystal_Rose2 Natural Born Killers
19)Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children Krystal_Rose2 The Crow
20)You are too young to become a widow
Friday, May 12th, 2006
8:49 am
The Cat Has Moved
I hardly ever have the time to check this anymore. I have even less time to update it. And I don't really have time to read my friends' pages. So if you do want to get in touch/keep in touch, hit me on Myspace, which is unfortunately trendy, but also convenient.

URL is www.myspace.com/bounce_the_cat
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
6:04 pm
Snagged from Gelfy
How many keys are on your keychain?
6 actual keys (2 for the store, 2 for the apartment in MI, 1 for the house, 1 for my car), plus an assortment of crap

What curse word do you use the most?
No fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about. I don't fucking curse

Do you own an iPod?
On my list of things to buy. Getting sick of lugging all those CDs around with me

What time is your alarm clock set for?
10.30ish... gotta love starting work at noon at the earliest

How many suitcases do you own?
2... and a lot of big bags

Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Don't wear flip-flops... once they make 18-hole steeltoe flip-flops I will consider them

Where do you buy your groceries from?
Groceries? You mean as in cooking? Good one :P I buy candy from the 8-twelve minimart across from work, and usually get some ice cream from Wa-Wa's, but that's it for groceries

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Depends on the picture. If it involves a hot girl in some stage of undress (wish I could take more pics like that) I want to be in the picture. If it involves artists on stage, I want to take it, and then take pics with them later.

What was the last movie you watched?
In the theater? V for Vendetta. At home the Frighteners

Do any of your friends have children?
They all seem to be spawning lately :P

If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
More lottery tickets (been there, but it was scratch-tickets :P) Serious? Depends on how much money. Probably an iPod, a bunch of CDs, DVDs and shirts from the store. If it was a more substantial win, I would buy some real estate :P

Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Sure, but I couldn't be bothered to pay attention

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
The last time I took medication was when I had to have a root canal... I took four of the 20 vicodin they gave me over a period of a few weeks. Do I sound like I take medications for something like falling asleep?

What CD is currently in your CD player?
In the computer at work a CD with Lunascape remixes. In my Discman Ayria's Debris. Once I am done screening the Lunascape the CD player at work will get Debris, The Birthday Massacre's Violet, Tanzwut Live (2CD) and probably the new Dresden Dolls.

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Neither

Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I could tell you, but then the answer would certainly be yes

When was the last time someone hit on you?
A week from last Saturday... I think I really pissed off her boyfriend(?) too, because I hit back... hard :P

What did you have for dinner?
Nothing yet. I won't have dinner today, since I will head to the club after work

Do you wear hoodies often?
Only if they're black :P I got 2 CXS and 1 Queers hoodie, with a Corvus Corax and Birthday Massacre hoodie high on my list.

Can you whistle?
Not very well :P

Have you ever participated in a protest?
Yeah, when I was in 7th grade we protested Desert Storm. It was ridiculous. We all gathered with the teachers and marched once around City Hall. When I graduated HS we staged a more subtle protest against some city policies and I was the key person. Humiliating City Hall on our senior formal was awesome, especially with several of my fellow students writing the newspaper articles about it :P

Who was the last person to call you?
My boss

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Think? I know they do... but the day of reckoning cometh, oh yeah it shall

What area code are you in right now?
215

Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yeah, but I really loved the Fraggles, which aren't cartoony :P

How big is your local mall?
I honestly haven't gone there yet. I just moved a few weeks ago, and the Barnes&Nobles are next to the mall, not in it.

How many siblings do you have?
I had two younger brothers, named Christian and Matthias, both of whom crossed the Rainbow Bridge into Valhalla when I was a child

Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Depends. Usually not, unless I want to ask them out :P

What is your biggest regret?
Several girls I wanted to ask out and never did. And not exactly regret, but I still wish I had checked on the guy I saw lying in the streets in front of an Italian restaurant in Emmerich 7 years ago :P

Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
Had the what?

When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
During the Benny Hill sequence in V for Vendetta... and I usually chuckle rather loudly when I watch Scrubs or read Chopping Block

What movie do you know every line to?
I don't know any movie in its entirety... I can quote massively from RHPS, Snatch, Kill Bill, From Dusk Till Dawn, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Usual Suspects and a bunch of others

Do you own any band t-shirts?
Quite a few CXS, one or two Blind Guardian, Bauhaus, Asleep By Dawn + Dracula's Ball (not exactly band shirts, but they belong in here), VNV Nation, Bella Morte, Wolfsheim, The Queers, several Rasputina, M'era Luna 03 and 05 (04 got lost), and probably a few more I can't think of right now

When was your last plane ride?
Philadelphia - Grand Rapids, coming back from the job interview

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
I have both, but only the laptop moved with me so far

Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Wishes only come true if you plan on making it so

Are you always trying to learn new things?
Not always, but often

Do you shower on a daily basis?
*grins* Not always... if I know that I am not leaving the house all day, I might skip it.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
tattoos yes, piercings no

Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
I know I usually offer at least :P

Can you skip rocks?
I could as a kid, haven't tried in a while

Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Nope, and there are other places in the Carribean I'd prefer to visit

What to snack on at the movie theatres?
Occasionally popcorn, but prices are ridiculous

Who was your favorite teacher?
In high school Mr. Holzer, my English teacher in grades 5, 6, and 11.2
In college either Joe (Postmodern Thought, awesome guy) Steve, or Tim (Interpersonal Communication, two of the greatest deception researchers)

Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
No

What is the weather like?
Snowy and Sunny... which is kinda fucked up

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure... always loved licking painted skin

Do you have an online journal?
When I feel like it

What was your favorite class in high school?
English

Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
Not really... but I haven't found anything better yet :P

What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
Sanity :P A sense of humor, independence, and I need to be able to trust her

Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
More than once. I also have been not attracted by physically attractive people... which happens much more often actually :P

When was the last time you slept on the floor?
In 2001 when my friend Leesa came to visit and stayed in my dorm room illegally for three weeks :P We actually switched back and forth, she made me sleep in the bed every other night :P

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Black Label Johnny Walker mixed 2:3 with Drambuie. I also like Pastis, Ouzo, Jaegermeister and some other shit. But I usually don't drink much or often

Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
I wouldn't know. I only go to Starbucks once in a blue moon

Do you like your living arrangement?
Yeah. I have a great roommate, with whom I get along great. Once the hardly seen third roommate moves out, I will get her (bigger) room

What is your mother's hometown?
Bantorf (Lower Saxony, Germany) though now living in Bergkamen (North Rhine Westphalia, Germany)

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
For an extended period of time? Five to six. I can run on 2 hours or less for maybe three days, but then I crash :P

Do you eat breakfast daily?
I gave up breakfast when I was in the Army :P

What was the last thing to scare you?
Waking up on monday at 11.30 thinking that I was going to be late to work... on my day off :P I also have a recurring dream where I think I am waking up and my teeth pop out, one by one. Very fucking creepy

Are your days full and fast-paced?
Not always, but some of them are

Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Sure... though more often for correcting the teacher :P

What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries and pineapples (even better if mixed)

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
I might look at them for fun, but I usually don't care

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
28

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Waht do bee speelign? Andt me not knows abuot noh gramarr

Do you believe in life on other planets?
Yeah. I also believe that they visited this planet, took one look at us, and declared us an interstellar quarantine zone. Either that, or they come here to look at the freaks, like the bearded lady and the dogboy at carnival sideshows :P

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
No

Who was the last person to piss you off?
I tend not to get pissed at people... no point :P Though rude people usually annoy me a bit

Do you believe that God has a gender?
Do you believe that God is definable by human terms?

What was the last thing you ate?
Your girlfriend :P Oh, you meant foodwise... some candy. Real food: pizza

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I get along with cool people regardless of sex... or gender :P

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
My first Halloween in the States I did not really dress up as much. Just some weird clashing shit, saying I was a Spirit of Chaos :P I sometimes dress up as my Evil Twin, last year I was a priest. If you know me you will appreciate the irony... I tried to get girls to confess their sins to me and accept the penance I'd give them >:) The year before that I was a Necromancer, and I would have won the party's prize for scariest costume... if it hadn't been for Dave dressing up as Paris Hilton...

How did your parents pick your name?
I have no idea

Do you like mustard?
not by itself, but it is good on burgers and chili dogs... but why the fuck do colonials errr Americans put it on pretzels?

What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table.
What does not kill us, better fucking make sure it is no longer around when we get better

Would you ever sky dive?
Wanted to, but no time... nobody to go with me... no opportunity so far

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
I twist, toss and turn... it also depends on whether I fall asleep alone :P

What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
John Cusack in High Fidelity... except I'm not as much of an asshole to women :P So I guess his coworker, Dick, is a better match for me :P

Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Yes. I bought one of the limited edition Queensryche Operation Livecrime sets, and had it shipped to Germany. Bloody thing cost me 80+ bucks... a year later they rereleased it on DVD *growls*

What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
It's not mine. Other than that, she can knock herself out/up/whatever

Do you enjoy giving hugs?
yeah, pretty much

Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Fashion is a way for other people to tell us what to look like, act like, think like. I am a rock in the river of fashion... it flows past me, occasionally moving me a little, but it neither carries me with it, nor do I waste energy swimming against the current :P

Do you own a digital camera?
Nope... I used to borrow my dad's when I went to concerts/festivals, and I will probably inherit it in a few months

If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
I'd let them down gently... after using them to satisfy my base needs of course (jk)

What celebrities have you been compared to?
Over the years? David Duchovny (when I had hair), Seth Green (no idea what the guy was thinking), Andre Agassi (when I trimmed my hair short), the drummer of the Barenaked Ladies, the guy from Insomniac

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Grand Admiral Thrawn... the guy was a military genius, and he would have pulled it off, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids... Mara Jade is pretty damn cool too. Of characters from the 2 1/2 real movies, Han Solo, from the 3 1/2 fake/bad ones again Han Solo (2nd half of Jedi) or Mace Windu

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
If I think they will call yeah, if I don't really expect a call then no

What books, if any, have made you cry?
Nothing lately, but when I was younger I had a very strong emotional reaction to Uncle Tom's Cabin and a vampire novel called Vampire of the Mists.

Do you think you're attractive?
I shall leave that to others to decide

What are you allergic to?
Bullshit

Are you a jealous person?
I can be possessive/jealous, but not insanely so. I am not the controlling type, I just don't like being ignored in favor of somebody else if I am the one with the girl

What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Not really my thing... I need to have some emotional bond to the person (not necessary love, but at least mutual caring and respect) I have had friends with benefits, but the focus there is on the friend, not the benefits

Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Why would I? I don't like the way animals are bred for slaughter, but I like meat. And I don't like the whole macho thing that comes with hunting

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I wouldn't know... whatever my parents would have chosen... it's not like I can influence that now, is it?
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
3:06 pm
Some news about what's going on with me
I know I haven't written in ages. But we've been really busy and a lot has gone on in our little lives.

First of all, Daddy graduated from this college thing he kept going off to. *Drumroll and applause please* He finished his thesis thing and defended it in December, after spending a lot of time working on it instead of playing with me.

After that he spent a lot of time at home, since he could no longer work at nights and had to find a 'real job' as he called it. He did find one of those, which led to important news #3:

We moved halfway across the country. We are now living in a place called 'Delaware' and Daddy drives to a city called 'Phillydelphia' every day. He's gone for a long time, but he seems happy about it. He is working for a company called Dancing Ferret Discs. Strange name. The ferrets I met never danced, they kinda just hobbled along and fell off places. But oh well, maybe the ferrets in Phillydelphia actually dance on discs...

Instead of our nice apartment we now live in a nice house, where daddy is renting a room. The house belongs to a nice lady, who sometimes scolds me, but is otherwise pretty cool. Daddy and her get along really well. She has a cat named Kona, and her and I have had our differences. All I want is to play tag while she's sleeping, and she doesn't always like that... but we get along much better now.

The trip down to Delaware was not nice though... I don't like the car, and this time Daddy did not put me in the carrier. He said something about not wanting me to be cooped up for ten hours. The night before the sneaky bastard actually tried to put something into my water, but smart cat as I am, I didn't touch it. But I was so scared on the drive that Daddy said I started to breathe all funny. So he stopped over and we visited the vet. She was nice, but after she petted me for a bit she poked me with a needle. Why does she keep doing that? Anyhow, I got really tired and I slept most of the way to Delaware. I think Daddy was happy about that too. Though he kept calling me sneakycat again, because I looked for a nice dark place to sleep in and he couldn't find me for a few minutes.

Daddy really likes Phillydelphia and Delaware. He keeps saying that we lived in a cultural wasteland in Michigan. Nice people, but nothing much to do. Here he has a lot to do for work, but he has a great time. Last night he met a woman called Kristanna Loken, who apparently is some sort of movie star. And he hung out with Steven and Donna from Ego Likeness and Voltaire. He came home really late, but he must have enjoyed himself. And every Wednesday he goes to something called Nocturne, which seems a lot of fun as well. I'd love to go with him sometime, but I know I'd have to ride in the car, and I don't want that.

Anyhow, we will try to post more often in the future, but oh well, I'm a cat, easily distracted by oooh... shiny....

Quick edit... for those of you not yet aware of the natural superiority of cats, take a look at www.rathergood.com/laibach ... you will see why you should give us all the tuna we want... or else

Current Mood: bouncy
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
1:06 am
Gonna update a little more frequently now

LJ Interests meme results



  1. bergkamen:
    The city I grew up in. I'm still not sure if I like it or not :P It has it's good points, mostly family and friends, and it's got its bad sides, mostly the people that are NOT family and friends :P
  2. cats:
    If they wanted to, they could rule the world. They already rule the cat owners. Bounce graciously allows me to maintain the illusion of free will, so I feel a little better about myself. But I'm his slave, and we both know it.
  3. dortmund:
    Biggest city close to home. Very good place to go shopping, bad place to go clubbing. Some very nice small places to eat, like the Cash Cafe or the Cafe Chat Noir. Avoid the Alex or the Extrablatt, you will get fuckin ripped off.
  4. goth:
    I'm a goth. I'm also a gamer, a punk, a metalhead, and half a dozen other little boxes you could put me in (after you break me down to fit me) I like the subculture, I like the music, I like the clothing. I am too happy and upbeat to be a deep and depressive Uber-Goth, but those people basically only exist in the mind of mundanes anyhow :P
  5. michigan state university:
    My alma mater. And also the place I'm still studying at. Been here for six years, and I have seen the administration and the city council of East Lansing grow worse with every year. I have never seen a place so openly hostile to students.
  6. nrw:
    Northrhine-Westphalia, one of the larger German states, and the one that Bergkamen and Dortmund are located in. Not really an interest of mine, I just put it on there to be able to search for chicks from tha area *evil laugh*... no serious, I put it on there because I wanted a few more interests listed... nothing special there.
  7. rats:
    Love 'em. Sweet, cuddly, smart, friendly... I only wish they lived longer than two or three years. My first rat, Tink, was the sweetest rat you'd ever meet. She jumped up and down in her cage when I came in, and reached through the bars to grab my attention... I miss her *sniff*
  8. role playing:
    Yes, I'm a D&D nerd. There, I admit it. I love it. It's a way to relax, to hang out with friends, and to really stick it to the enemy, i.e. the game master. I am a munchkin/power-gamer/twink, and though I am not nearly as bad as some other people I know, I am pretty bad. But I'm working on it... if only the game designers didn't make it so damn easy to twink out :P
  9. talking about movies:
    Yes, I can talk movies for hours. I'm a fount of useless trivia and pointless information. By the way, one of my fave little references in Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (will be out this friday) is the manufacturer of the piano... you'll get it when you see it... you better :P
  10. the ramones:
    One of the greatest bands there was. I remember the year Joey died, happened a few months after I broke up with a girl that had been lying to me for almost a year. I didn't cry when I told her it was over, even though she tried her best to make me feel like crap... I cried when I heard that Joey died :(


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



Monday, February 7th, 2005
8:27 pm
Big Bad... as expected *smirks*
Anybody else would not have been me at all *evil grin*

You scored as Spike. You scored as Spike. You feel like you're misunderstood. When you care for others, it's deeper than they'll ever know. Though no one thinks you'll change/pull through, you'll show them.

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Spike

71%

Buffy Summers

63%

Dawn Summers

58%

Willow Rosenberg

54%

Anya

54%

Tara Maclay

50%

Rupert Giles

42%

Xander Harris

33%

Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!?
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Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
9:22 am
Pornsluts just make me laugh...
As you might know, daddy and I are being stalked by some stupid pornbot on YIM. I already posted a conversation I had with her some time earlier, but here is the latest one... there's some stuff I don't quite understand, but I kept asking her for tuna, and she never got me any... I could smell it, I know she had it, but she never gave it to me...

crankysehxoholic: hi... anyyone there?
bounce_kitten: sorry lisa, got no time to play today
crankysehxoholic: oh your there hi...
crankysehxoholic: a/s/l (age sex locatin)?
crankysehxoholic: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. hought you might like to chat.
crankysehxoholic: so what have you been up too bounce_kitten?
bounce_kitten: *grins* if you had been looking at my profile you'd have seen that it's a kitten's profile... as i said, i don't have time to play
crankysehxoholic: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv.. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
bounce_kitten: so what do you think i can do about that? a) i'm neutered, and b) it wouldn't be right... i'm a cat after all
crankysehxoholic: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please pleaase...
crankysehxoholic: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pannts?
bounce_kitten: *grins* you're not even reading this shit, are you?
bounce_kitten: cats wear pants?
crankysehxoholic: tell me what you want me to do with you whilee i slip out of my panties
bounce_kitten: scratch my back and bring me tuna
crankysehxoholic: oh yeah babe.. ddont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
bounce_kitten: i said tuna dammit...
crankysehxoholic: oh it feels so good. Im hollding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
crankysehxoholic: opeen my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
bounce_kitten: errr... sorry...even if i was into human girls, i couldn't do anything... ever since my cat's ration
crankysehxoholic: what do you think of my pics?
bounce_kitten: hey, i am still waiting on my tuna here... okay?
crankysehxoholic: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
bounce_kitten: who's stroking? I am still waiting to be petted and getting tuna
crankysehxoholic: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot coom look for me on there
bounce_kitten: only if i get tuna out of it...

*sniffles* I never got any tuna... but it was fun to mess with her

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
4:46 pm
Yeah, I DO enjoy climbing things...
Bounce

is a Giant Dragon that enjoys Climbing Buildings, Expands when Attacked, spits Ice, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

Strength: 9 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 9



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Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
1:33 am
Long time
I know, I haven't updated in a while. In fact, I won't be writing much right now either. I will hopefully write more when daddy is a little less busy, and not hogging the computer as much as he does now... he has to write a lot of crap, work on his thesis, write a huge-ass paper for a political science class, and play Pirates for hours on end, as well as cuddle me, play with me, and occasionally even eat.
Saturday, October 30th, 2004
11:21 pm
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
bounce_the_cat goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as necromancer.
cimmy_oceanelf tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
deannawol gives you 1 tan coffee-flavoured pieces of taffy.
deathskiss gives you 19 pink mint-flavoured hard candies.
gelfy gives you 17 tan grapefruit-flavoured jelly beans.
iomah tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy!
jraevans gives you 19 tan orange-flavoured wafers.
theravensangel gives you 4 teal cola-flavoured hard candies.
threthieleirien gives you 14 purple cherry-flavoured gummy bats.
venusinfurs__ gives you 18 blue spearmint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
xxpyromanticx gives you 5 mauve raspberry-flavoured gummies.
bounce_the_cat ends up with 85 pieces of candy, and a scratched CD.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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Sunday, September 26th, 2004
12:20 am
Ren Faire today
Today Daddy went to Ren Faire in Holly. He usually has a great time, and though he and his friends left late today, he still got to see a lot of nice things. He drooled over a pair of tooled leather greaves at Pyramid, but he didn't have the money, so he has to wait until next year :(

He actually met a few nice people at one of the booths, and hung out with them for quite a while. Either he is not as repulsive and anti-social as he believed he was (that's what he'd like to think) or they took pity on the pathetic little creature he is (that's what I think *smirk*)

He keeps cleaning the place, yesterday he scared the living shit out of me with a noise-maker from hell. On the other hand, when he was done the floor was all clean and nice and soft under my paws. So I guess it's a trade-off. I just hope he won't do it again anytime soon. But knowing my luck he'll do it tommorow.

Right now he's at work, so I will take a nap on his clean shirts, or maybe his underwear, so it's all marked as MINE when he comes home. Aren't I just too sweet, letting him know exactly what to expect? Maybe I'll even find some tuna in the magic cupboard. He bought a new can-opener after I accidentally broke the old one (he doesn't know it was me, he is still wondering why it broke) but I think it's a feline-unfriendly one as well... Why can't they make a can-opener that cats can use?

Current Mood: relaxed
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
9:01 pm
Looks like Daddy and I will kick some Ass

If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice AR-15 Rifle
Appearance Your Favourite Clothes, sneaking in on foot without being seen
Your Battle Cry... Is a reason you to surrender
Foes slain upon first strike: - 79%
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Current Mood: amused
Monday, September 20th, 2004
10:35 pm
Bored
Daddy has been gone all day. Apparently his work shifts changed, so he now works Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Since he has class all day on Mondays that means he leaves early in the morning and doesn't come back until Tuesday morning. I hate that. Maybe in the future he will come home after his last class, rather than waste his time in the stupid computer labs. He has to play with me and make me feel loved and wanted, or I will be upset. And when the Bounce is upset, PEOPLE DIE!!!

Anyhow, I know he is getting really excited because Chris and Steffi will be here in a week. He is slightly stressed about getting the place cleaned up, since Sara never got her shit together to get her shit out of there. He will probably just dump it all. She has made it abundantly clear that she does not want it anymore. Interesting how fast passionate love can turn into apparent indifference. A little scary even.

Anyhow, there is not much going on here as usual. My life is very simple. I wake up. I pester daddy. I eat. I pester daddy. I miss daddy while he's gone. I sleep. Being a cat RULES!

Current Mood: bored
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
11:23 am
Things are back to normal here...
Daddy has come home about two weeks ago, and picked me up two days after he got home. It was great seeing the big guy again, even though I'll miss my little playmate at Chris and Summer's place. They got a baby kitten a few weeks before I left. Oh well, I am back with daddy now, and I am happy.

Unfortunately Tink crossed the Rainbow Bridge a few weeks ago, but the other rats have grown huge. I know that I would not mess with them now, if they were out of their cage. But they don't come out, I don't go in there, and we all are cool *smirks*

Daddy is trying to get his apartment taken care of, since two of his friends are coming to visit in three weeks. He tried to contact Sara about it, hopefully they can get her stuff out within the next two weeks. He is really looking forward to that visit, and I am curious to see the people that Daddy hangs out with in his cat-free time.

Oh well, gotta go raid the magic cupboard... there's GOT to be tuna here somewhere...
Friday, September 3rd, 2004
6:46 pm
Laughing my fuzzy little butt off
Okay, this pornbot keeps PMing daddy on yahoo every couple of weeks. We have no idea how she got his ID, but then again, she PMs him under various of his names. She has a definite spelling problem, but more than that she has major problems with reading responses. Tonight she actually PMed MY ID, which goes to show how little attention she pays. Daddy saved the convo for your general enjoyment...

nthdimensionalovhor: hi... anyohe there?
bounce_kitten: hi lisa... feeling horny again?
nthdimensionalovhor: oh yoour there hi...
bounce_kitten: still don't have my own credit card, sorry
nthdimensionalovhor: :
nthdimensionalovhor: a/s/l (age sex locatioon)?
bounce_kitten: a year younger than you, i'd love to if i could, too far away for it though
nthdimensionalovhor: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your rofile. thought you might like to chat.
nthdimensionalovhor:
bounce_kitten: have you really looked at my profile? it's my CAT'S profile
nthdimensionalovhor: so what have you been up to gounce_kitten?
nthdimensionalovhor: cool. i was just hangin out watchhing tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
bounce_kitten: lol... you really are using the same lines over and over, aren't you?
nthdimensionalovhor: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please..
bounce_kitten: next you will ask me if i want to cyber, then you will make three or for posts before your phone rings
nthdimensionalovhor: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of aou and help you out of your pants?
bounce_kitten: *sighs* helloooo anybody on the other side even reading what i am saying?
nthdimensionalovhor: tell me what you eant me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
bounce_kitten: lol tickle me so i can laugh harder...
nthdimensionalovhor: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand downn between my legs and part my moist lips
bounce_kitten: i won't stop laughing, trust me on that
bounce_kitten: is your phone ringing yet?
nthdimensionalovhor: oh it feels so good. Im holding youur pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
nthdimensionalovhor: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the liink in my profile!
bounce_kitten: ah yeah, right... first you were going down on me for a moment, then your phone is going to ring
nthdimensionalovhor: what do you think of ma pics?
bounce_kitten: do you have any new ones up? otherwise i know them
nthdimensionalovhor: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on....
bounce_kitten: you have to take this, shouldn't take more than five minutes, and we can continue this on your site, link is in your profile
nthdimensionalovhor: cyberfungirls dot com. look for me on that page
nthdimensionalovhor: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I havemy cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
bounce_kitten: lisa, you really should read people's responses, rather than just using canned lines... i am sitting here with a huge grin on my face because i knew exactly what you were going to say BEFORE you were saying it
bounce_kitten: oh well, until next time...

Somebody should send dear Lisa a bag of clues, shouldn't they? A box full of spelling would help as well I think

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
4:00 pm
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Monday, August 9th, 2004
4:10 pm
M'era Luna Festival 2004
Daddy just got back from something called M'era Luna 2004, where he spent the entire weekend. It's a major darkwave/goth festival a few hours away from his place in Germany. I think I will write this now the way he would write it. So remember, any 'I', 'me', and similar things do NOT refer to your fuzzy little superkitten, but to the big blockhead I call daddy :P

Friday, August 6th, 2004. While I greatly miss the beautiful, fuzzy, snuggable and divine cynosure of my existence, Bounce the Wondercat, I roused myself from the comatose condition I vegetate in without him, in order to travel to Hildesheim, where once again, like every year, thousands of black-clad people gathered in the sweltering heat of the second weekend of August, in order to celebrate great music and an alternative lifestyle. Of course the A2 is in one of its two conditions (no, not rain this time, construction) and the drive takes almost 4 hours, so that I arrive at around 7ish, and most of the good camping spots are already taken. Still, I manage to find a place near the showers, right next to the main road.

The highly entertaining performance of 'Big Klutz with Tent' is followed by the even more hilarious 'Big Klutz with air matress and sleeping bag.' After all my stuff and gear is taken care of, I decide to get some real food one last time, and go for some yummy gyros. Before I even leave the campsite I run into Micro and Ines, and we chat for a few. I write down Micro's cell-# even though my own cell mysteriously stopped working. On the parking lot I see the next familiar face, Ivy, one of the few people from my own high school class I actually liked :P We chat for quite a while, and I get totally jealous when I find out that she and her boyfriend (?) have a big-ass RV, with a working fridge... cool drinks are a luxury this weekend. All I have is my dinky, crooked little tent, which has just enough room for me and my backpack. Anyhow, I head over to the Greek restaurant a few hundred yards down the road. Familiar face #3, Alex, who shared a ride with me last year. He is VERY drunk, and about to leave, but that's okay. I decide not to head out with them, since I really really really need real food.

Back at my tent I realize something dreadful. Somehow the combination of my lock has changed without me noticing it. It was a cheap-ass lock, so it is not surprising that this happened, but it is fucking annoying. Especially when I realize that my maglite and my leatherman are inside the tent. My other maglite and my other tools are in my trunk, which is safely locked with the key inside my tent. Of course I am just a big dumb human, a cat like Bounce would never have made a mistake like that. The guys next to me try to help me out, but it's no use. So I walk off to find a security guard. I find quite a few, but not a single one of them has a tool, or even a walkie-talkie to reach somebody who does. They are very helpful though, and promise to send help my way once they see somebody. Eventually I find a sec with a cell phone, who calls another sec with a tool. The lock puts up some brave resistance, but to no avail. I finally manage to crawl into my tent and sleep... only to have my tent collapse again and again, as people trip over my tent lines, making my little shelter collapse on top of me. This is the last time I use this little POS tent.

Saturday, August 7th

My tent has collapsed around my again, and I hear people talking outside. I am still tired as shit, but decide to get up, so I have enough time to get ready before the entrance opens. The people talking outside tell me that it is not even 5 yet, so the two weeks of honest work I just went through DID do major damage to me after all. Getting up at the asscrack of dawn is not exactly exciting. I crawl back into my tent, hoping to catch a little more sleep.

Eventually it is morning, and I get ready. Last year I learned (quite painfully) that sunburn hurts like a bitch from hell, especially a burnt scalp and forehead. I am a little iffy about my digicam, so I take the regular one as well, just in case. Happily I make my way to the actual festival grounds, and get in without any problems. Even though I carry a multi-tool and a digital camera the sec lets me in without even asking me to show him my camera.

I browse the merch area, while the first band, Flowing Tears, is playing on the main stage. I prefer to check out the place first, and then slowly make my way forward later on. As long as I am up front for The Mission I am happy :P At the Sonic Seducer tent I see yet another familiar face, somebody I met at a Cruxshadows show in Bielefeld a few weeks ago. We talk for a few minutes, then I am off again. By the time I arrive at the stage I already bought two t-shirts and several CDs. I walk up ahead as far as I can, trying hard not to retch as Medusa gives her little spiel announcing the next band. I can't stand that woman. She has no stage presence, and does not really seem like she knows what she is talking about. Her announcements seem like she prepared them weeks ago, and practiced them in front of a mirror for hours, to get them just right. The next band is bloody awesome though. Saltatio Mortis put up a great show, with cool songs and witty transitions. The crowd loves it, and I make a mental note to get their CDs ASAP. Unfortunately the set is too short, barely more than half an hour. I move up ahead as others push back to get more beer or some food.

The next band, Epica from Holland, is one of many doom-metal combos that have appeared following the success of Nightwish, Within Temptation and others. Their singer is very pretty and very talented, though the male vocals are a little hard for my taste. They dedicate one song to one of their fans, who celebrates his birthday today, and are somebody with potential in my opinion.

Epica is followed by a band that supposedly puts up a shocking and controversial BDSM show and has the most animalic frontman of any current band. Umbra et Imago sound okay, but I am not too convinced. The music is okay, the frontman has a certain charisma, but the BDSM show is neither shocking nor controversial to me. Sure, cunnilingus and bondage on stage might shock some, but seemed very over-the-top and contrived. The women have a blank look in their eyes, as if they are doing (and have done to them) things because they are part of the show and are expected, not for actual enjoyment. Except for the afore-mentioned oral sex on stage, and the frontman rubbing himself everything was pretty tame and boring, especially for people familiar with the Genitorturers :P

Luckily Umbra et Imago are followed by a really awesome band (and I managed to get much closer to the stage. Fiddler's Green recently celebrated their 1000th concert, and they rock the fucking house. They sound a little bit like Subway to Sally used to ten years ago, and the crowd loves it. Along with Saltatio Mortis they are my favourite band so far, and their CD is on my list of must-buys. A forty-minute set is WAY WAY WAY too short, as I make my way closer to the stage, ending up in the second row.

By this time the sun has come around, and we are being slow-roasted in our black outfits. The security guards are very attentive, handing out bottles of water to the crowd, and hosing us down with water. I had forgotten how great water can smell. I worry a little about my sunblocker, especially seeing the puffy red shoulder of the girl in front of me. But we are being cooled down, and that is good enough for me right now.

Tristania, another doom-metal combo from Norway, is pretty damn good, the female vocalist has one of the most stunning soprano voices I ever heard, though the male vocals once again are a little harsh for my taste. I am still dazed from FG's set, and yearning to see The Mission, so I can't say too much about Tristania. And soon enough it is break time again, which means more water fights with the secs, more fun from the firehose, and another chance to cool down a little.

Finally The Mission come on stage, and of course Wayne carries his bottle of red. Last year his solo set was bloody awesome, and I am excited to see him with the entire band now. Unfortunately the sound is not mixed too well, and sometimes his voice does not come through, sometimes it is too indistinct, so I do not recognize several songs until he kicks into the chorus. Oh well, it still sounds awesome. I would love to see them at a club sometime though, because I think they are still a little better there. Wayne does not look too happy either, though I am pretty sure that this was not the first time in the 20 years history of the band that the sound was not as great as it could be :P

More water, more waterfights. More bad announcements from Medusa, and L'ame Immortelle from Vienna take the stage. Of course just now my digital camera runs out of batteries, and all the spares are in my tent, so I will have to wait until my regular pics are developed. I had not heard L'ame before, but now I love them. Their stage presence is great, their songs are hauntingly beautiful, and they have a lot of energy.

In Extremo is another band I am excited about. I love Subway to Sally, I love Tanzwut, I now love Fiddler's Green and Saltatio Mortis, and the two major medieval bands I know of are In Extremo and Schandmaul, who play tommorow. And In Extremo does not disappoint me. The songs are awesome, and the singer's ability to sing in fluent Latin is impressive. Of course I have no idea if the Latin is as fluent and correct as it seems, but I don't really care. It sounds incredibly cool. Again the set is over way too short.

Within Temptation is the next band, and I am anxious to see them as well. I missed them last year, but I loved their CD. The dutch girls next to me tell me that they go to every show they can get to, which I can understand. I feel the same way about the Crüxshadows (who unfortunately are not playing here this weekend) and some other bands. Within Temptation is bloody awesome. Sharon's stage presence (I use that word a lot, don't I?) is wonderful, the music is awesome, the crowd loves it. And the pyrotechnics make my ears ring :P I love the show, but it is over too soon.

As soon as Within Temptation is off-stage I make my way back as well. I have not eaten in almost twelve hours, I need something cold to drink, and I want to pick up a little more merch. Plus I have seen Wolfsheim (the headliner) before, and was not too impressed. Their stageshow is almost non-existent, so I might as well listen to them from afar. I finally decide to turn in, sleeping a little better this night.

Sunday, August 8th

Today the only two bands I really want to see don't play until the afternoon, so I have a lot of time to kill. I take all my crap to the car early on, taking only a small backpack with drinks and my cameras inside. I chat a little longer with the girl at the Sonic Seducer tent, and manage to find a Fiddler's Green CD. No luck getting anything by Saltatio Mortis though. So I make my way into the hangar (which I did not visit at all yesterday) to wait for Schandmaul and Gothminister.

The hangar is still pretty empty, so I can make my way into the second row easily. The main advantages of the hangar are no sun and no Medusa. The downside is that the place heats up really fast. But right now it is still okay. I start chatting with the people in front of me, and find out that there is still one place to check for Saltatio CDs. I don't really feel like going there right now though, the view is too good.

The first band is rather old school, sounding a lot like old The Cure. That is okay though, after all Robert Smith is God. Well, not God, but close enough :P Their set of about 20 mins is not too long and not too short, but we will see if they can make the cut.

The same goes for the next band, Elis. Another doom-metal band (there seems to be a lot of those around lately) with a female vocalist. They are okay, I heard better, but I heard a lot worse as well (Xandria anyone?) Their set time is okay as well, about half an hour.

The next band's set is WAY too short though. Chamber are just bloody awesome, with three violins, a bass, a cello, guitars and more. The frontman has a great voice, the music is beautiful, and an arrangement of Rammstein's Engel has the entire crowd singing along. The hangar is packed now, and the excitement is so thick in the air that you can almost taste it. Unfortunately they cannot give an encore, because of the tight schedule of the festival.

They are a hard act to follow though, and Pink Turns Blue suffer a little needlessly. They are not bad at all, but they fail to move the crowd the way Chamber did. It is not quite conceivable why they got a 40 minute set, while Chamber had to make do with 25. At one point I actually feel sorry for the singer, as he tries to animate the crowd to clap, and hardly anybody does. He did not really deserve that. For his last song he tries to do a Rogue and walk through the crowd. Unfortunately he apparently overlooked the girl sitting in front of me (with her back against the barricade, so she might have been hard to see) and almost jumps onto her head. Which would have been a shame, she was too pretty to get her skull crushed by that guy :P She can get out of the way in time, but the guy leans a little hard on my shoulder on his way into the crowd, leaving a welt that is still visible. I actually knew the last song he sings, though I had no idea that it was by him. Plus I had it on a tape my cousin's ex-boyfriend made for me 10 years ago, so I plead innocent there.

The secs water us and spray us down, which is bloody decent of them. Then Schandmaul take the stage. They are pretty good as well, but I think I am a little jaded on fiddle bands right now. If you don't know any of them, they all sound similar after a while. Still pretty damn good.

Finally I make my way to the front row in time for Gothminister. I only caught a bit of his show from afar last year, and I liked it, so now I am happy to see the rest of the show. While his make-up last year was mostly white, he now comes on-stage with metallic grey, almost black face-paint. Dementia is pretty as ever, but very disturbing, due to her contacts and her puppet-like movements. I have to think of Pris in Blade Runner, which shows how stuffed my head is with movie trivia and pulp. During the show they change costumes several times, which kinda drags a little, but the music is awesome.

After the show I walk around one more time, buy three Saltatio Mortis CDs at the place that was pointed out to me (Thanks Becky) one of them signed :P Then I make my way home, since I have to work tommorow morning. I could wait for Lacrimosa to take the stage at shortly before 9, but then I would not get home until 2 am, which rather sucks if you need to work at 6.30 the next day :P

Current Mood: chipper
4:01 pm
Ten Things Daddy Learned at M'era Luna 2004
1. Do NOT lock your tent with cheap-ass combination locks that fuck you over when you try to open them :(

2. Security guards with multi-functional tools (i.e. Leatherman) are great people to find if you want to get back into your tent after midnight... they are also fucking hard people to find after midnight

3. The only person who is an even greater friend than the security guard with the leatherman, is the security guard with the firehose...

4. Water smells FUCKING AWESOME!!!

5. If the lines in front of the real toilets are half a mile long, you can always try the stinky yucky dixies... they will be lonely and unwanted...

6. If you buy CDs by obscure bands that are not well-known, remember your spelling... or you might end up with Susperia, rather than Suspiria.

7. Whoever invented sunscreen lotion deserves a 300 foot statue made from pure gold in his honor. But nowhere too hot, so it won't melt... like ice in the sunshine, like ice in the sunshine... errr... okay, nevermind :P

8. Just because there are people walking by your tent and having loud conversations about showers and sleeping late, does NOT mean it is later than 4.30 am.

9. A maglite and a leatherman are NOT useful when they are INSIDE your locked tent, and you are OUTSIDE your locked tent.

10. Since people ALWAYS trip over your tent lines and make your tent collapse on your poor sleeping body, and then drag the lines away without noticing, it is always good to bring extra string... lots of it.

Current Mood: bouncy
Saturday, July 31st, 2004
1:42 pm
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